I want to stick my p in your. b.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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