Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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