its not stalking. its research.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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