Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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