I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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