I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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