I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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