You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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