i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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