IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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