She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
love makes seman taste better
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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