4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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