What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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