belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In the future we'll all be gay
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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