with your own penis?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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