Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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