you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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