She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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