you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm passing your future prison.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
His nipple licking is glorious
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