Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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