So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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