I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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