It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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