Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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