if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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