My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
There r osticjed everywhere
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I wish there were birth control emojis
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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