the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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