RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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