It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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