Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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