Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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