The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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