I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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