I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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