So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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