We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
