that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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