Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
That accounts for only three of the penises
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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