I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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