i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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