We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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