Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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