i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
