It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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