1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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