I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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