i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
