It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Randomize
