Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Your cock deserves a montage
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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