Heybabeimwearingurpanties
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
he shaved USA in his pubs
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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